eltsyrk:
I can’t handle this.
lol happy birthday cudder
I have officially gone nuts without my dog.
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Like an old married couple
Boyfriend: I'm not sleepy at all.
Me: Do you want to have sex?
Boyfriend: Uh... Do YOU want to have sex?
Me: Eh... Meh.
Me: You could watch Family Guy.
Boyfriend: It could help.
Me: Family Guy or the sex?
Boyfriend: Sex.
Me: Okay, but it has to be quiet.